On why the world needs a Superman – Part II

General consensus is that the world is doomed. Several explanations are offered. While some of them are mostly correct,  most of them are completely incorrect.

All around us we find vanity in all forms. We find greed in all forms. We find sluggishness and laziness in all forms. We find porn and paedophiles in all forms. We find avarice in all forms. We find wrath in all forms.

This is why we need a superman.

We need a superman to tell us it is all right to be caught flying around with our underwear over our pants and a red towel around our neck.

We need a superman to remind us that there is no need to be greedy and drill holes into our own earth when there is so much sun to suck away all the energy from.

We need a superman to tell us that being slow and lazy is not an option when there is a hot guy who can get to your girl friend and take her away faster than a speeding bullet. (For the girls who are gloating, there is no solid evidence that superman is not a bi-sexual)

We need superman to tell us that we do not need all that porn if we have enough sense in our heads to imagine our private Lois Lanes in pink panties or whatever it is we want them in. Or even better use the Terahertz built into the airport scanners to peep into whatever blouses we wish to.

We need a superman to tell us that no matter how strong we are, there is a geek in glasses somewhere among us can sock our jack into the back of our skulls.

We need a superman to make us mind our own bloody business and not meddle with anyone else’s. Which is exactly what the whole damn planet seems to be thriving on these days.

The post is dedicated to Geetika, whose words “You are not Superman, you do not wear a red cape!” inspired the post.