Sarcasm

September 3, 2011

Swollen Feet and Happiness

That Girl in The Blue Suit issued, with cloyingly artificial glee, a textbook welcome that can be acknowledged with any amount of seriousness only if you are seated in an aircraft. Welcome to Mumbai’s Chhatrapati Sivaji… the rest, as always was lost to the clatter of people waking up, phones buzzing and the suddenly stifled [...]

July 19, 2011

Paid Prostitution

Buying a car is easily one of the biggest, the most tension fraught, and the most important decisions one can manage to ever take. The fact that we have billions of people driving around haphazardly taking pot shots at the environment does not make this decision any less monumental. In fact, the reality that it [...]

May 30, 2011

An Interview that answers all questions

Welcome. It would be very appropriate if there was a lot of ado, because what we are talking about would be what it would have been about in Shakespearean terms. Doing away with all the wordy delays, let us welcome our interviewee – the most exoteric one of all – God And this time around, there [...]

April 20, 2011

Daddy Issues

Thanks to all the advertising and whatnot, whenever humans do away with whatever excuses they have to refrain from having food and generally reproducing with anything fertile finally get down to having sex, there are italians parading their presences in armpits and other bodily crevices generally spoiling the party for the pheromones which already do best which these italians claim to do better and in a more socially acceptable way.

February 3, 2011

On: How to argue with logical atheists

Being caught with ones pants down, in the broadest of terms might be a slightly bad idea but it is nowhere near as bad as being caught with your pants down only to declare to the world that you have nothing inspiring to hide within them.

December 13, 2010

The pursuit of Grateness

I am neither Steve Conrad nor am I Gabriele Muccino, but what I am definitely is, allowed to make mistakes as I see fit. This might have confused you a bit, and rightfully so. What I wanted to do here is make two points. If you got the first one, brilliant, if you did not, [...]

October 22, 2010

Translation

The Post image is courtesy squidsquid.com ‘Are we on the same page?’ is an expression that I have been hearing so often that I have begun wondering what is the book that they are referring to. I know I am being extremely lame, but then, to some one who is new to the language, that [...]

October 9, 2010

What is the point?

I was asked by someone as to what the point behind the rant about Fanbois was. The point was probably embedded a little too deeply for anyone but me to understand. As long as one got a chuckle, I thought it did not matter. Since it apparently did, here is what I think. How long [...]

September 20, 2010

On whatever begins at home

The customary benefit of being god is anything that is done is not usually questioned. A curious thing, however, happened the other day. I was questioned. What was more curious was the nature of the objection, which was in the form of a question in a response to what was done. The question was something [...]

August 19, 2010

On why the world needs a Superman – Part II

General consensus is that the world is doomed. Several explanations are offered. While some of them are mostly correct, most of them are completely incorrect. All around us we find vanity in all forms. We find greed in all forms. We find sluggishness and laziness in all forms. We find porn and paedophiles in all [...]

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