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The pictures in the posts won’t make sense most of the time. When they do it is purely conincidental. I barely if ever own the copyrights of these pictures. I have just taken upon myself the right to copy. If you are the owner of any or all of the pictures here, please do tell me if you want me to take them away or offer thanks. I can do either or, a little more reluctantly, both.

Like always, if you realise that the pictures here are looking better than you have ever intended them to be, you can of course compliment me. Over the years of having lived successfully I have noticed one thing – the best way to compliment someone for their work done is by money. This is precisely the reason why many companies though pay peanuts not in the form of nutritious nuts but in the form of less nutritious but more desirable form of money.

If you want me to pay you for something, you can forget it. I barely have any. If you want me to write something for you in return, I will gladly do so. If you give me a deadline, I will discard it. Give me a lifeline instead. If you really really like me and you do not have money to give, please feel free to praise me.

Cash gifts may be sent to my office address here.

PS: This one is for Kashish.