December 2009

December 30, 2009

Charming the Motormouth

Dear Motormouth, May the new year bring you all the money and sex you need. (The rest I suppose will follow once you have these two). I have been messing with the design and as a result lost everything that was here. These included your comments. My good friend Kashish happened to have the most [...]

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December 30, 2009

1984

These days I get the feeling that I am living amidst a lot of news. Whenever I say this out loud I am told that this has always been the case. I realize then that my only mistake was using the wrong tense in the sentence. What I have also realized is that is that, [...]

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December 30, 2009

Deuce.

Whenever I come across the word ’sinister’, I cannot help but wonder about being left handed. The word’s primary meaning in most modern dictionaries reads about being evil or suggesting evil. A few of the tamer ones talk about being threatening. The fact that this word comes from the word ‘Sinistral’ which, according to most [...]

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December 30, 2009

Benjamin Franklin saves Vernon Hudson

The most curious things about things in general – apart from the fact that all the rules seem to be set in opposition – is nothing. In fact, the fact that the rules are set in oppostion is what makes everything so curious, especially for someone who is born on this planet and then continues [...]

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December 30, 2009

The Secret Of Happiness

The whole world, or at least very large bits of what gets discarded and causes pollution seems to be made there. In all probability you are possibly reading this on one of the bits that cause pollution and which was also probably made or assembled or done something with in China. I do not have [...]

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December 30, 2009

Ferrari Amberpet

Imitation is a strange thing. It is also a wonderful thing. It is a thing. Like many other things, it is good in a few cases and bad in the others. By this time all those of you who have lost interest would have stopped reading. All those who are still reading are either paralysingly [...]

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December 30, 2009

.tfeL ot thgiR

A fairly intelligent person asked me today what my tagline meant. When I told that person what it meant, I was asked as to which language it was in. Why it took the person so long to figure out is tells us a lot about the kind of stupid place that stifles our senses we [...]

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December 30, 2009

Total Fatty Material

Every day as I reach home from a 14hour work and an almost two hour drive day I am greeted with sounds of wailing and whining vociferations of men, women, children and in that rare case even some quadrupeds (I will come to these later). These sounds are very regularly interspersed with other sounds which [...]

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December 30, 2009

Bury The Vegetarians

Vegetarianism and Global Warming are two of the things I patently fail to understand why no one understands. First, these two concepts are wholly opposing in nature and are yet embraced by the same kind of people, and very often the same people. Vegetarians cite reasons of life being important, not hurting other living beings, [...]

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December 30, 2009

Quantum of Solace

Now that the girl got your attention, please read on. (Image courtesy Rediff) I was watching a few sequences of the movie V for Vendetta yet again. Yet again I came across a sentence which evoked a yet another different thought. The scene I am talking about is when V is giving is terrific monologue [...]

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